The Einstein Chicken

One day we bought a chicken that turned out to be as tough and rubbery as any old and very ornery hen can be, even after hours of cooking. Naturally we complained to the store, and were – silently I will say – delivered a letter that had come with the chicken. It was from the poultry farmer, and it was hardly an apologetic note. It told the story of one young chick and his granddaughter, of a rebellion that turned his innocent granddaughter into a “Free the Chickens” terrorist. It bespoke of arming the most brilliant chicken that has ever lived, and a rebellion one would think just a tall tale, unless one can look into the secret files of a certain FBI SWAT team. Well, you’ll just have to read this story once I get around to putting a sample read section into this website. Maybe then you will understand how the FBI brought order (sort of) to the chaos and you can then draw your own conclusions as to the side on which you stand. The rest, you might say, is still eating at my soul. We never took more than a few chews, thankfully.